reason(s) to marry doctors

Just found this (again), worth to read .. hehehe.. These are reason(s) why you should marry a doctor.. I forgot where I got this on the first place. Just check it out..

They have the tool.(Stetoscopes). They can give you the gift of "missing them" because they are always at work. They can give you a free medical consultation (Everyone's favourite?). You save yourself the embarrassment of going to a doctor with an infection. They are smart, it's not easy to finish the 4 years in college and 2-3 years intern you see, hahaaa..They know their anatomy well, they know what works and where. They are wild party people in the weekends, Oh yeah!!). "Let's play doctor!". They are well trained to listen. They know how you feel, or at least pretend to. They always have a strange new story to tell. They offer you a tissue when you feel like crying, it is a reflex action. They can stay up all night if you want them to, they are used to on-calls stand by. They can guide you in the gym, that's where anatomy comes into play. Money! They work long hours for it. Free medical samples. They are unshockable. They know what you want to hear and say it. They always dress nice, it's a dress code for them, you see. They are trained in breaking bad news in a nice way. They agree to whatever you say coz they cannot be bothered to argue. They are faithful! (not easy to find someone so they might as well hold on to what they have..but, Errr…really??). They have a short attention span! (you can get away with almost anything). They double as DIY experts!! They can control their facial expression, so they will always be pleasant infront of the in-laws!! They have access to gloves!! and have expertise in washing any stain out!! They come in handy when you need a mobile task organiser. They are trained to follow instructions with flawless accuracy!! They usually can't express emotions so u end up with presents instead! They are open to expirementation as long as you can provide evidence to support the new technique!!

now, you know you are a doctor if:

1. You wake up at 6am on a weekend although you don't have work.
2. A sound of a van reversing with a beep makes you look for a phone number.
3. You feel there is something wrong if you don't have an exam coming up.
4. Can’t relax
5. Can wiz through a 300 page book in a day
6. Are sexually charged for no reason you can pinpoint!!
7. Watch scrubs and laugh at yourself.
8. Use the phrase "I am a doctor" to get away with something.
9. You are always tiered.
10. When you keep on asking for stuff that doesn't get done.
11. When you write more than a thousand words a day.
12. When you have no privacy.
13. When you look at a naked person on the beach and the first thing you notice is their appendectomy scar.
14. If you thought you have a disease you are studying about.
15. if you feel like your over worked and under paid.
16. If people call you doctor.
17. You find yourself always carrying a pen even if you're on a night out.
18. When you forget to have a haircut.
19. cannula please!!!!
20. Are expected to be in two places at the same time.
21. Are expected to know everything.
22. Are called in the middle of the night to sign a piece of paper.
23. Are dragged to the end of the world to talk to someone.
24. Are expected to smile everyday.
25. Don't understand what people mean when they talk about the "hospital smell".
26. When you can see someone's guts and think about food.
27. When you are not disgusted by the previous sentence.
28. If you can't remember what you ate they day before! but still manage to remember the blood results of every single patient you have.
29. You are always thinking about the next job.
30. Are reading this sentence!!!
31. You think green is a cool color to wear!!
32. You can sleep ( on command) on any surface, at any hour of the day!!
33. Can't spell.
34.when you find yourself dragged into a competition like a fly to a glowing light.
35.you are as mature about losing as a baby! although you hide it really well!!
36. are still reading this!! goddamn!!
37. you know how to make a very drunk person wake up in two moves or less.
38. have no sense of time, place, or matter!
39. are anal!
40. you always have something to complain about!!!

Am I suitable for those list.. let's see..

oh, I think I kinda am..

Hehehehehehe...